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Make of Joke of Husband and Wife in Hindi – As Champat and Saras

champat saras make joke of husband wife

Hello friends! Today we are introducing two new characters in the world of joke, they are Champat and Saras. Hope you will enjoy this collection of jokes.

Wife Champat se: Tum sote men mujhe maa bahan kee gaaliyaan de rahe the.
Champat: Tumhe galatfahmee hui hai
Wife: Kyaa galatfahmee hui hai?
Champat: Yahi ki men so rahaa thaa.


champat saras make joke of husband wife

Make of Joke of Husband and Wife in Hindi – As Champat and Saras

Ek mitr kaa intakaal ho gayaa doosaraa mitr usakee wife ke paas gayaa aur bolaa kyaa men un kee jagah le sakataa hoon?

Wife: mujhe koii etaraaz naheen hai, aap kabristaan vaalon se poochh lo.


Talaak ke Case men fesalaa dete hue jaj ne Champat se kahaa aapako aaj se apani aadhee kamayi apanee wife ko denee hogee.

Champat khush hote hue bolaa: Aadhee to bachee.


Ek Ladkee ko angrejee bolne kaa bada shoq thaa.

Suhaagraat ko pataa chalaa patee kaa ek pair hai. subah usne apni mummy ko bataay k unkaa ek feet hai.

Mummy dua dete hue boli: Jeetee raho Beṭee, aise patee naseeb se milte hain.


Aavaaj aa rahee thee patnee ke badale Lailaa lelo
Champat turant baahar gaya, to dekhaa k Pheree waalaa chillaa rahaa thaa: Pannee ke badle thailaa lelo.


Champat kee shaadee Ek nurse se ho gayee. Uske Mitr Saral ne poochaa aur sunaa, kaisee gujar rahee hai bhaabhee ke saath????
Champat: yaar main to ajaab men phans gayaa jab tak sisṭer naa kahoon suntee hee naheen he.


Champat apni Wife se: tumne mujhme aisaa kyaa dekhaa ki mujh se turant shaadee karalee?
Wife:  Jee maine ek do baar aapko baalkanee se bartan dhote aur jhaadoo pochhaa karte dekhaa thaa.

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Doctor paagal se: Tum paagal kaise hue?

Paagal: Maine ek vidhvaa se shaadee kar lee, Uskee javaan beṭee se mere baap ne shaadee kar lee, Meraa baap meraa daamaad ban gayaa, Is prakaar meri beṭee meri maan ban gayee, fir uske ghar ek beṭee hui jo meree bahan hui, Magar main uskee naani kaa pati thaa, is tarah vo meri naati bhee hui, is prakaar meraa beṭaa apanee daadee kaa bhaai ban gayaa aur main apane beṭe kaa bhaanja.

Doctor: Uṭh kutte ke bachche too mujhe bhee paagal karegaa.


Wife: Der Se Ghar Loṭee beḍroom kaa darvaja kholaa to dekhaa kanbal men do pairon ki jagah chaar pair najar aa rahe hain foran Crickeṭ kaa baṭ uṭhaayaa aur De dana Dan udhednaa shuroo kar diyaa.

Jab thak gayee aur kanbal men harkat honaa band ho gayee to ghusse se kitchen men paanee peene gayee, Dekhaa to husband vahaan baiṭhaa moongafaliyaan khaa rahaa hai.

Husband: Bolaa tumhaare mummy papa aaye the beḍroom men sulaa diyaa hai, jaa kar mil lo.


Wife: Aap mujhe do baaten esee bolo ki ek se main khush ho jaa_oon aur doosaree se naaraaj shoharah

1-tum meree jindagee ho
2- aisee jindagee pe laanat.


Har married mard kee do samasyaen hain
1- samay par ghar pahunche to khaanaa garm milegaa aur patnee ṭhnḍaee
2- der se ghar pahunche to khaanaa ṭhnḍaa milegaa aur patnee garm


Teacher: Apne Daddy kaa naam angrejee men bataao
Pappoo: Beautiful Red uUnderwear
Teacher: kyaa bakvaas hai hindi men bataao
Pappoo: Sundar Laal chaḍḍhaa

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Make of Joke of Husband and Wife in Hindi – As Sampat and Saral